the humble triangle - a zionist conspiracy

it is generally unknown outside of the upper echelons of the ZOG that the humble triangle is a zionist conspiracy. but ZogBlog can now reveal the unholy shocking truth about mankind’s second favourite geometric entity!

have you not noticed that the ZOG symbol consists solely of two triangles???:

furthermore, fellow Zloggers, could you have guessed the horrible, gruesome truth behind the origins of the triangular musical instrument oft dubbed the ‘triangle’? yes, it’s a cruel, merciless ‘joke’ played by the Zionists on mankind!

And now you know why the ZOG is so fond of cake? (Clue: notice anything about the shape of this slice…)

or this one?

or these????????

so now it all makes sense! slices of cake are themselves a Zionist conspiracy designed to keep the aryans fat and unhealthy!