Archive for August, 2007

Ooooh controversial!

Posted in Cake, Tea, Zogbots on August 29, 2007 by elder46

My fellow zlogger, zogblog, has created controversy in the world of Zog with their outing of several ZogBots.

I wish to add to this controversy, not out of love of controversy, but out of love of something else: beer and chips.

This Zlog has done much to promote the virtues of tea and cake. Quite right, I say, as tea and cake is a wonderful, wonderful thing. But let us not forget the equally great virtues of beer and chips which satisfy those savoury cravings perfectly.

Let me go further. While tea and cake is a comforting combination of food and drink, lets face it: it is an uneven pairing. Tea is very drinkable in large quantities, but cake is only good in relatively small slices. However, with beer and chips you can consume lots of each! Perfect.

Pint of Ale


A nice cup of tea and a sit down

Posted in a nice sit down, being humble, Cake, Tea on August 29, 2007 by trotta

This site may be our blog’s rival and competitor in terms of subject matter but, dammit, a Zogger should always know when to take her hat off.

cake and a nice cup of tea (and a sit down)

ZogBot Galloway exposed on an inferior blog

Posted in Bloopers, Global domination, scottish cows, Zogbots on August 29, 2007 by trotta

So Galloway is a Zionist stooge? Well, erm, yes. But we revealed that to be the case last october!

George Galloway (Felis catus):

some taxonomy

Belted Galloway (Bos taurus):

there's loads more pics on google

Zogclusive: More ZogBots unveiled

Posted in futurama, Global domination, Hollywood, Zogbots on August 29, 2007 by trotta

Today’s Zogsposé may come as a surprise to regular Zloggers, who will know that Zionists and their agents are very hard to come by in Hollywood, partly because the place is so overpopulated with Scots.

But hard to come by does not mean non-existent. In fact, Hollywood Zionists have succeeded in passing off one of their most ingenious ZogBots as a serious and legitimate Hollywood actress for decades. An actress, nonetheless, who has been peddling her art since the early ’60s in the small time intervals where she pauses her main activity of humourless and overpious nonsense talking. These characteristics are surely made explicable when realised that Vanessa Redgrave is a ZogBot – whoever heard of a Bot with a sense of humour?!


Although the whole Redgrave acting collective are ZogBots, Vanessa has certainly been the most successful. Corin has been plagued with technical faults.

The genius of the VanBot is that a persona has been created that is sufficiently irritating to instinctively cause much of the public to scorn the argument being espoused. The VanBot is so effective at this tactic that some miscreant ZOG members have after several sherries considered unleashing the VanBot on topics as seemingly incontravertable as preventing African famines and reversing the decision to cancel Celebrity Big Brother 2008 – to name just two ideas overheard in the past week.