Archive for March, 2008

zimzog – you heard it here third

Posted in Aryans, Bloopers, Global domination, media control, politicos, the mossad on March 31, 2008 by trotta

the ZOG has been busy rigging the elections in zimbabwe

(and whoops those damned aryan non-zog media outfit have found out about it)

zogbot surpasses expectations

Posted in Global domination, politicos, Zogbots on March 28, 2008 by elder38

zloggers may remember our exclusive zogsposé that outed george galloway as a zogbot. george has been one of the ZOG’s most successful zogbots, verily fulfilling the mission statement:

“the use of fake opponents; buffoons who are so contemptuous as to make ridiculous their claims of a global Zionist conspiracy”

now gg has really surpassed himself, please allow us to indulge outselves with some quotes from his latest newspaper column:

“HAPPY Easter, Christ is risen. Not that you’d know it in this Godless country presided over by a son of the manse.”

“And the proposals in the Embryo Research Bill before the House imminently blasphemes against the very idea of God.”

“Des’s conscience has allowed him to make illegal war in Iraq in defiance of his Pope

“Apparently oblivious to the soldiers gambling on Golgotha at the foot of the cross as Jesus died and Our Lady wept, bookies were allowed to open on Good Friday for the first time in our history.”

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. You are not dreaming. You are indeed reading the words of a so-called marxist bemoaning the godless nature of the government and that a minister is in defiance of his pope. Beyond parody. GG is the zogbot that keeps on giving. (His crescendoing track record of mocking the theory of evolution is ever more satisfying…)

Even his byline photo is fugly:

ewwww

am yisroel chai (ZOG motto)

Posted in Tea on March 28, 2008 by trotta

i recommend!

drink it

new york post steals ZogBlog headline – and scoops us on spitzer

Posted in Global domination, media control, plagiarism, politicos, the mossad, vice ring, zogplotiracies on March 28, 2008 by trotta

regular zloggers will recall ZogBlog’s revelation that eliot spitzer was the unfortunate victim of a zogplotiracy run by the mossad designed to trap the spitz in a vice ring scandal. even more loyal zloggers may find the latest new york post headline on this story familiar:

we love perez!NEW YORK POST

busted again ZOGBLOG

however ZogBlog can forgive this shameless plagiarism due to the ZOG ownership of the new york post (and all other western media). And for this reason, we can also forgive the new york post for scooping us on the existence of a SECOND mossad-operated vice ring that ensnared the spitz as a client. but try thinking up your OWN headlines next time guys!!!

the humble triangle – a zionist conspiracy

Posted in Aryans, Cake, Global domination, music, triangle on March 25, 2008 by trotta

it is generally unknown outside of the upper echelons of the ZOG that the humble triangle is a zionist conspiracy. but ZogBlog can now reveal the unholy shocking truth about mankind’s second favourite geometric entity!

triangle

have you not noticed that the ZOG symbol consists solely of two triangles???:

two triangle ZOG symbol

furthermore, fellow Zloggers, could you have guessed the horrible, gruesome truth behind the origins of the triangular musical instrument oft dubbed the ‘triangle’? yes, it’s a cruel, merciless ‘joke’ played by the Zionists on mankind!

a windup by the zog!
And now you know why the ZOG is so fond of cake? (Clue: notice anything about the shape of this slice…)

yum

or this one?

yes please!!!!

or these????????

ooooooooooooolooks good to mecheesey

so now it all makes sense! slices of cake are themselves a Zionist conspiracy designed to keep the aryans fat and unhealthy!

yikes caught (again) with our zionist pants down

Posted in Bloopers, Global domination, media control, politicos, sloppy, the mossad, vice ring, zogplotiracies on March 23, 2008 by trotta

One of the few media organizations to slip through the net and sadly not be controlled by the ZOG is ‘ArabNews‘. The organization is a newspaper that has recently discovered the ZOG conspiratorial truth behind the Spitzer sex scandal.

the guilty man - or set up by the ZOG?

ArabNews correctly reveals that Spitzer was stung in a ZOG operation – namely entrapment by a Mossad-operated DC vice ring. Amazingly, according to the newspaper, “a spokeswoman for Spitzer did not return calls for comment” – which is astonishing considering that the revelations of a ZOGplotiracy being behind Spitzer’s downfall goes some way towards exonerating him! Of course, what the ArabNews didn’t know but should have guessed is that Spitzer’s spokesman is in the pay of the ZOG!

portrayal in ZOG media

Unfortunately the article goes on to have a crisis of confidence by suggesting, albeit as an afterthought, that:

    Whether any of this is true is difficult to confirm at this time

Well I am happy to confirm here that the allegations are indeed true. I can also further pepper up the story by revealing that Spitzer’s wife, Silda, is a ZOG agent!

Eliot galaxy silda

postscript any double entendre in the headline of this post was entirely intended

mind control games console is zog conspiracy to attain global domination

Posted in Global domination, luigi, mind control on March 19, 2008 by trotta

tear-jerking, multi-layered news website, the onion, has reported on the powerful ability of the wii video game console to induce “effeminate violence in gamers” that has resulted in a spree of “dainty assults”.

mind control!

this article confirms the success of the ZOG conspiracy to reduce citizens of the world to “disturbing acts of foppishness” through the mind control capability built in to the wii machine, which is manufactured and distributed by ‘nintendo’, which i can herein reveal to be a front company of the ZOG.

hardcore

the wild popularity of the console means that the ZOG has far exceeded its target of zomwiis, gamers who become “well-behaved wimps who spent their recess periods hiding from bullies”.  such zomwiis can offer no real opposition to the ZOG on our progression to global domination, they’re too wussy.

zogblog recommends that readers peruse the entire article to comprehend the true brilliance of the wii conspiracy!

luigi's brother

Last word goes to Linda Roberts, mother of a zomwii and founder of the group Parents Against Wii: “These games are a prissy little menace to our society.”