mind control games console is zog conspiracy to attain global domination

tear-jerking, multi-layered news website, the onion, has reported on the powerful ability of the wii video game console to induce “effeminate violence in gamers” that has resulted in a spree of “dainty assults”.

mind control!

this article confirms the success of the ZOG conspiracy to reduce citizens of the world to “disturbing acts of foppishness” through the mind control capability built in to the wii machine, which is manufactured and distributed by ‘nintendo’, which i can herein reveal to be a front company of the ZOG.


the wild popularity of the console means that the ZOG has far exceeded its target of zomwiis, gamers who become “well-behaved wimps who spent their recess periods hiding from bullies”.  such zomwiis can offer no real opposition to the ZOG on our progression to global domination, they’re too wussy.

zogblog recommends that readers peruse the entire article to comprehend the true brilliance of the wii conspiracy!

luigi's brother

Last word goes to Linda Roberts, mother of a zomwii and founder of the group Parents Against Wii: “These games are a prissy little menace to our society.”


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