Archive for the Cake Category

the humble triangle – a zionist conspiracy

Posted in Aryans, Cake, Global domination, music, triangle on March 25, 2008 by trotta

it is generally unknown outside of the upper echelons of the ZOG that the humble triangle is a zionist conspiracy. but ZogBlog can now reveal the unholy shocking truth about mankind’s second favourite geometric entity!

triangle

have you not noticed that the ZOG symbol consists solely of two triangles???:

two triangle ZOG symbol

furthermore, fellow Zloggers, could you have guessed the horrible, gruesome truth behind the origins of the triangular musical instrument oft dubbed the ‘triangle’? yes, it’s a cruel, merciless ‘joke’ played by the Zionists on mankind!

a windup by the zog!
And now you know why the ZOG is so fond of cake? (Clue: notice anything about the shape of this slice…)

yum

or this one?

yes please!!!!

or these????????

ooooooooooooolooks good to mecheesey

so now it all makes sense! slices of cake are themselves a Zionist conspiracy designed to keep the aryans fat and unhealthy!

cake. lookin’ good

Posted in Cake on March 16, 2008 by trotta

not bad

yes please!

Posted in a nice sit down, Cake on January 10, 2008 by trotta

yum

Ooooh controversial!

Posted in Cake, Tea, Zogbots on August 29, 2007 by elder46

My fellow zlogger, zogblog, has created controversy in the world of Zog with their outing of several ZogBots.

I wish to add to this controversy, not out of love of controversy, but out of love of something else: beer and chips.

This Zlog has done much to promote the virtues of tea and cake. Quite right, I say, as tea and cake is a wonderful, wonderful thing. But let us not forget the equally great virtues of beer and chips which satisfy those savoury cravings perfectly.

Let me go further. While tea and cake is a comforting combination of food and drink, lets face it: it is an uneven pairing. Tea is very drinkable in large quantities, but cake is only good in relatively small slices. However, with beer and chips you can consume lots of each! Perfect.

Pint of Ale

A nice cup of tea and a sit down

Posted in a nice sit down, being humble, Cake, Tea on August 29, 2007 by trotta

This site may be our blog’s rival and competitor in terms of subject matter but, dammit, a Zogger should always know when to take her hat off.

cake and a nice cup of tea (and a sit down)

The home of tea

Posted in Aryans, Cake, Tea on June 18, 2007 by trotta

I am taking this opportunity to big up the home of tea
– as a tea fan. I now await a reciprocal gesture…

And what a good excuse for a picture:

tea and cake

Still cake

Posted in Cake on October 22, 2006 by trotta

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