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Zogclusive: More ZogBots unveiled

Posted in futurama, Global domination, Hollywood, Zogbots on August 29, 2007 by trotta

Today’s Zogsposé may come as a surprise to regular Zloggers, who will know that Zionists and their agents are very hard to come by in Hollywood, partly because the place is so overpopulated with Scots.

But hard to come by does not mean non-existent. In fact, Hollywood Zionists have succeeded in passing off one of their most ingenious ZogBots as a serious and legitimate Hollywood actress for decades. An actress, nonetheless, who has been peddling her art since the early ’60s in the small time intervals where she pauses her main activity of humourless and overpious nonsense talking. These characteristics are surely made explicable when realised that Vanessa Redgrave is a ZogBot – whoever heard of a Bot with a sense of humour?!


Although the whole Redgrave acting collective are ZogBots, Vanessa has certainly been the most successful. Corin has been plagued with technical faults.

The genius of the VanBot is that a persona has been created that is sufficiently irritating to instinctively cause much of the public to scorn the argument being espoused. The VanBot is so effective at this tactic that some miscreant ZOG members have after several sherries considered unleashing the VanBot on topics as seemingly incontravertable as preventing African famines and reversing the decision to cancel Celebrity Big Brother 2008 – to name just two ideas overheard in the past week.