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meanwhile in scotland

Posted in Bloopers, Global domination, music, scottish cows, sloppy, the mossad, zog front groups (spsc), Zogbots on August 31, 2008 by trotta

caught out again

sloppy!

Posted in Bloopers, Global domination, mind control, sloppy, the mossad, zog front groups (people's cube), Zogbots on August 20, 2008 by trotta

former mossad boss:

“We couldn’t carry out a better operation at the Mossad than to put a guy like Ahmadinejad in power in Iran.”

that’s another zogbot revealed… (although of course zlogblog told you first)

crazee

crazee

ahmadinejad is one of the most exposed zogbots these days, it seems – so much so that even the mossad are happy to discuss him!

communist propaganda ragsite people’s cube is also onto this one…

jenkshamesh

jenkshamesh

and it’s not just zogbots

like all other communist organizations, people’s cube are patsies of the zog……so we got them to pwn the mullahs to add to the zog orchestrated humiliation of iran (we used mind control)…

zogbot surpasses expectations

Posted in Global domination, politicos, Zogbots on March 28, 2008 by elder38

zloggers may remember our exclusive zogsposé that outed george galloway as a zogbot. george has been one of the ZOG’s most successful zogbots, verily fulfilling the mission statement:

“the use of fake opponents; buffoons who are so contemptuous as to make ridiculous their claims of a global Zionist conspiracy”

now gg has really surpassed himself, please allow us to indulge outselves with some quotes from his latest newspaper column:

“HAPPY Easter, Christ is risen. Not that you’d know it in this Godless country presided over by a son of the manse.”

“And the proposals in the Embryo Research Bill before the House imminently blasphemes against the very idea of God.”

“Des’s conscience has allowed him to make illegal war in Iraq in defiance of his Pope

“Apparently oblivious to the soldiers gambling on Golgotha at the foot of the cross as Jesus died and Our Lady wept, bookies were allowed to open on Good Friday for the first time in our history.”

No, your eyes are not deceiving you. You are not dreaming. You are indeed reading the words of a so-called marxist bemoaning the godless nature of the government and that a minister is in defiance of his pope. Beyond parody. GG is the zogbot that keeps on giving. (His crescendoing track record of mocking the theory of evolution is ever more satisfying…)

Even his byline photo is fugly:

ewwww

zogbots go on march. in march.

Posted in Global domination, shakespeare (history plays), st custard's, zog cuisine (christian children), zog front groups (stw coalition), Zogbots, zogplotiracies on March 16, 2008 by trotta

“beware the ides of march” a soothsayer once said.

as every fule kno, the ZOG orchestrates all war to feed our lust for blood, especially around passover time. and as any fule kno, all war includes that little skirmish in mesopotamia. so the ZOG has decided that any sentiment pertaining to oppose the war must be discredited.

EXCLUSIVE! zogplotiracy (quoted from ZOG memo): on the ides of march send army of zogbots (who can’t count) to trafalgar square organized by ZOG front group startstop the war coalition.

shitforbrains

genius! the zogbots oppose the war because erm “911=inside job”, “911+77=1984” [sic], “freedom for palestine”….

shitforbrains2

…”end the siege in gaza”, “don’t attack iran”…

wizard of oz understudy

…and, of course, nuclear weapons.

nice job by the zog methinks. lots of mixed up confusion.

hat tip: rally promotional images from bbc

Ooooh controversial!

Posted in Cake, Tea, Zogbots on August 29, 2007 by elder46

My fellow zlogger, zogblog, has created controversy in the world of Zog with their outing of several ZogBots.

I wish to add to this controversy, not out of love of controversy, but out of love of something else: beer and chips.

This Zlog has done much to promote the virtues of tea and cake. Quite right, I say, as tea and cake is a wonderful, wonderful thing. But let us not forget the equally great virtues of beer and chips which satisfy those savoury cravings perfectly.

Let me go further. While tea and cake is a comforting combination of food and drink, lets face it: it is an uneven pairing. Tea is very drinkable in large quantities, but cake is only good in relatively small slices. However, with beer and chips you can consume lots of each! Perfect.

Pint of Ale

ZogBot Galloway exposed on an inferior blog

Posted in Bloopers, Global domination, scottish cows, Zogbots on August 29, 2007 by trotta

So Galloway is a Zionist stooge? Well, erm, yes. But we revealed that to be the case last october!

George Galloway (Felis catus):

some taxonomy

Belted Galloway (Bos taurus):

there's loads more pics on google

Zogclusive: More ZogBots unveiled

Posted in futurama, Global domination, Hollywood, Zogbots on August 29, 2007 by trotta

Today’s Zogsposé may come as a surprise to regular Zloggers, who will know that Zionists and their agents are very hard to come by in Hollywood, partly because the place is so overpopulated with Scots.

But hard to come by does not mean non-existent. In fact, Hollywood Zionists have succeeded in passing off one of their most ingenious ZogBots as a serious and legitimate Hollywood actress for decades. An actress, nonetheless, who has been peddling her art since the early ’60s in the small time intervals where she pauses her main activity of humourless and overpious nonsense talking. These characteristics are surely made explicable when realised that Vanessa Redgrave is a ZogBot – whoever heard of a Bot with a sense of humour?!

vanbot

Although the whole Redgrave acting collective are ZogBots, Vanessa has certainly been the most successful. Corin has been plagued with technical faults.

The genius of the VanBot is that a persona has been created that is sufficiently irritating to instinctively cause much of the public to scorn the argument being espoused. The VanBot is so effective at this tactic that some miscreant ZOG members have after several sherries considered unleashing the VanBot on topics as seemingly incontravertable as preventing African famines and reversing the decision to cancel Celebrity Big Brother 2008 – to name just two ideas overheard in the past week.