the humble triangle – a zionist conspiracy

Posted in Aryans, Cake, Global domination, music, triangle on March 25, 2008 by trotta

it is generally unknown outside of the upper echelons of the ZOG that the humble triangle is a zionist conspiracy. but ZogBlog can now reveal the unholy shocking truth about mankind’s second favourite geometric entity!

triangle

have you not noticed that the ZOG symbol consists solely of two triangles???:

two triangle ZOG symbol

furthermore, fellow Zloggers, could you have guessed the horrible, gruesome truth behind the origins of the triangular musical instrument oft dubbed the ‘triangle’? yes, it’s a cruel, merciless ‘joke’ played by the Zionists on mankind!

a windup by the zog!
And now you know why the ZOG is so fond of cake? (Clue: notice anything about the shape of this slice…)

yum

or this one?

yes please!!!!

or these????????

ooooooooooooolooks good to mecheesey

so now it all makes sense! slices of cake are themselves a Zionist conspiracy designed to keep the aryans fat and unhealthy!

yikes caught (again) with our zionist pants down

Posted in Bloopers, Global domination, media control, politicos, sloppy, the mossad, vice ring, zogplotiracies on March 23, 2008 by trotta

One of the few media organizations to slip through the net and sadly not be controlled by the ZOG is ‘ArabNews‘. The organization is a newspaper that has recently discovered the ZOG conspiratorial truth behind the Spitzer sex scandal.

the guilty man - or set up by the ZOG?

ArabNews correctly reveals that Spitzer was stung in a ZOG operation – namely entrapment by a Mossad-operated DC vice ring. Amazingly, according to the newspaper, “a spokeswoman for Spitzer did not return calls for comment” – which is astonishing considering that the revelations of a ZOGplotiracy being behind Spitzer’s downfall goes some way towards exonerating him! Of course, what the ArabNews didn’t know but should have guessed is that Spitzer’s spokesman is in the pay of the ZOG!

portrayal in ZOG media

Unfortunately the article goes on to have a crisis of confidence by suggesting, albeit as an afterthought, that:

    Whether any of this is true is difficult to confirm at this time

Well I am happy to confirm here that the allegations are indeed true. I can also further pepper up the story by revealing that Spitzer’s wife, Silda, is a ZOG agent!

Eliot galaxy silda

postscript any double entendre in the headline of this post was entirely intended

mind control games console is zog conspiracy to attain global domination

Posted in Global domination, luigi, mind control on March 19, 2008 by trotta

tear-jerking, multi-layered news website, the onion, has reported on the powerful ability of the wii video game console to induce “effeminate violence in gamers” that has resulted in a spree of “dainty assults”.

mind control!

this article confirms the success of the ZOG conspiracy to reduce citizens of the world to “disturbing acts of foppishness” through the mind control capability built in to the wii machine, which is manufactured and distributed by ‘nintendo’, which i can herein reveal to be a front company of the ZOG.

hardcore

the wild popularity of the console means that the ZOG has far exceeded its target of zomwiis, gamers who become “well-behaved wimps who spent their recess periods hiding from bullies”.  such zomwiis can offer no real opposition to the ZOG on our progression to global domination, they’re too wussy.

zogblog recommends that readers peruse the entire article to comprehend the true brilliance of the wii conspiracy!

luigi's brother

Last word goes to Linda Roberts, mother of a zomwii and founder of the group Parents Against Wii: “These games are a prissy little menace to our society.”

zogplonk

Posted in Global domination, lovely bubbley, media control on March 16, 2008 by trotta

hurrah! the zog has ordered an expansion of the champagne growing region. we needed more juice to celebrate global domination!

making your mind up

thought it prudent to get the zog-controlled media to blame it on the ruskies and those pesky chinese…

cake. lookin’ good

Posted in Cake on March 16, 2008 by trotta

not bad

yes it’s true we killed him

Posted in cable television - yep that's us too, Global domination, tentacles on March 16, 2008 by trotta

Cable (just a simple corruption of ZOG speciality “cabal“!) is well known to be a ZOG operation. the bbc has been kvetching about ZOG cable channel HBO…

While the BBC ran the production through Stafford-Clark, HBO’s involvement did have an impact, says Hilary Salmon, the BBC executive drama producer overseeing the series, which stars David Oyelowo as Joseph of Arimethea, James Nesbitt as Pilate, and the relatively unknown Joseph Mawle as Jesus.

Salmon says: “[HBO is] more sensitive than we are to the Jewish angle. Many of its core audience are Jewish liberals who set the cultural agenda much more than here, so we had a Jewish consultant, as well as experts on the gospels. You had to be careful not to tie yourself in knots though.”

the tentacles are coming for you bbc! (although we slipped one past you…)

zogbots go on march. in march.

Posted in Global domination, shakespeare (history plays), st custard's, zog cuisine (christian children), zog front groups (stw coalition), Zogbots, zogplotiracies on March 16, 2008 by trotta

“beware the ides of march” a soothsayer once said.

as every fule kno, the ZOG orchestrates all war to feed our lust for blood, especially around passover time. and as any fule kno, all war includes that little skirmish in mesopotamia. so the ZOG has decided that any sentiment pertaining to oppose the war must be discredited.

EXCLUSIVE! zogplotiracy (quoted from ZOG memo): on the ides of march send army of zogbots (who can’t count) to trafalgar square organized by ZOG front group startstop the war coalition.

shitforbrains

genius! the zogbots oppose the war because erm “911=inside job”, “911+77=1984” [sic], “freedom for palestine”….

shitforbrains2

…”end the siege in gaza”, “don’t attack iran”…

wizard of oz understudy

…and, of course, nuclear weapons.

nice job by the zog methinks. lots of mixed up confusion.

hat tip: rally promotional images from bbc